Beard Compliment Translations

tara—jay:

sunnysunny:

pyrexia:

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

My pants are coming off.

I can not stop laughing.

ATTENTION ANNA ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Aw now people tell me..

(Source: sunshine-and-sleeplessness)