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    Beard Compliment Translations

    tara—jay:

    sunnysunny:

    pyrexia:

    “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

    I want to have sex with you. 

    “Are you working on growing a beard?”

    I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

    “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

    I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

    “Your beard looks good today.”

    My pants are coming off.

    I can not stop laughing.

    ATTENTION ANNA ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Aw now people tell me..

    (Source: en-descent, via eastcoastgreetings)

    — 9 months ago with 8125 notes
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      OMG. That reminds me of that thing. A Powerpoint, maybe? “You should consider having sex with a man with a beard.”
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      YES HAM THIS IS ME true story: one time i was at a bar and there was this dude with a beard, and i was like, ‘oh wow, i...
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      sometimes I think I’m too invested in Bambi’s beard
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